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CLD112 Happy New Year
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January 12, 2010 06:49 PM PST
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CLD112 Happy New Year everybody!!!! 

Jonathan and Gabe are re-united in Los Angeles to kick start the new year.

Gabe's new year began with a bang but it's a rocky road that's drying out fast.

Jonathan's started with a pop and has hit a stop.

The boys are planning the whole of 2010 in close detail, listen in, you might just learn somethin...

CLD111 Is Gabe Smarter than a 5th Grader
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September 14, 2009 03:07 PM PDT
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CLD111 They're back!

It's Gabe's birthday, but as usual his birthday plans may not run smoothly and Jonathan isn't helping.

Someone with Gabe's brain power surely could manage to organise a simple birthday party right???

This show is for Ashley who we are thinking of lots and love very much. X

CLD110 With Signing for the Deaf
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June 10, 2009 02:53 PM PDT
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Show 110 Gabe is LIVE in the room next to his latest hot thing. We get the yoga low-down before the moves have even finished. Jonathan has gym guy lust and dilemma with what to do about it. But above all, Gabe thoughtfully and sensitively provides signing for all deaf listeners....

CLD109 Swine Flu Special
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May 04, 2009 02:08 PM PDT
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CLD108 Gays With Guns
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March 22, 2009 04:56 PM PDT

Show 108 The boys have been VERY busy and dish the details on their TV drag debut, shooting with real big scary guns, the perils of the Los Angeles Zoo and all of the drunken fun they got up to on St Pattys.

PLUS Jonathan and Gabe catch up with Nelson Melegrito, founder of DIVA and find out all about what his organization do and his new charity project.

Gabe tries to be gaycist, but it won't wash with Jonathan. Then he resorts to chemical warfare. It's a rootin' tootin' jam packed show!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD107 CLD Turns 3 at an Oscar Party
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February 24, 2009 12:05 AM PST
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Show 107 Happy Birthday us!!!

Jonathan & Gabe celebrate CLD's 3rd birthday together at Jennifer Love Hewitt's big Oscars bash in West Hollywood.

The most guests ever on one show- Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress Jane Lynch, Niecy Nash from Reno 911, Candis Cayne from Dirty Sexy Money all take time out from partying to tell the boys everything they have to say about the Oscars and who they are supporting.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD106 Do You Want To Get Famous?
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February 16, 2009 11:41 AM PST
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Show 106 Do You Want To Get Famous????

Jonathan & Gabe get to meet Howard Bragman, author of new book Where's My Fifteen Minutes? No one knows Hollywood better than Howard Bragman. For more than thirty years he has helped movie stars, celebrities and business leaders get their messages out, in good times and bad.

The boys head out on a mission to meet Howard and get some showbiz tips.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CHECK OUT THE BOOK www.wheresmyfifteenminutes.com

CLD105 Booze Control
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January 10, 2009 01:37 PM PST

Show 105 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Jonathan & Gabe wanted to start the year off right, so why not start do the first show TOGETHER over a drink or two ...

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD104 Thanksrimming Special
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November 25, 2008 06:03 AM PST

Ah, the holidays. Wholesome family times of togetherness...Jonathan is definitely relaxing into the holiday spirit, or should that be honesty spirit? This week it might be TMI, even for CLD listeners.

Gabe is feeling magical at this time of year, so much so that even without the California wild fires, he may well still go up in a puff of smoke.

Plus seasonal shoplifting tips -the Calling Long Distance way.

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD103 JoKers Wild
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November 15, 2008 03:38 AM PST

Show 103 - Jonathan & Gabe would like to say this show is about the historic election of Barack Obama and the dangerous result of the Proposition 8 vote. But they can't...

IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX AND BOOZE...

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD102 Do The Gabe Walk
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November 06, 2008 02:02 PM PST

Show 102 - Gabe tells ALL about his AIDS Walk LA and exactly what he did do with all the 'charity' money he raised. Plus what his next 'charity' project is...

Jonathan gets into EVERY detail of the hairy beast that was last in his bed and do you know how to get Gramminated?

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD100 KATHY GRIFFIN - 100TH SHOW SPECIAL
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September 12, 2008 05:47 PM PDT
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It's show 100!!! and double Emmy winner Kathy Griffin joins Jonathan and Gabe EXCLUSIVELY to celebrate their comedy milestone!

Kathy lets the boys in on all her gossip from the Emmys, her TWO nominations and just what she thinks right now of 'sober' Britney, 'singing' Christina and 'tits n hair' Jessica Simpson.

CATCH UP WITH KATHY AND THE BOYS NOW IN THE CALLING LONG DISTANCE SHOW 100 SPECIAL!!!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

Special thanks to Envy Post-Production, London, UK. www.envypost.co.uk

CLD99 Public Service Announcement
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September 07, 2008 07:19 AM PDT

Show 99 - Jonathan is SAD. But we all knew that. Gabe is thin - no one knew that was possible. But who cares, this week is all about COCK RINGS, oh and a very special PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT for someone...

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD98 Gaylexic
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August 20, 2008 04:14 PM PDT

Show 98 - Kepe up pepole!

Gabe has had too much caffeine and has taken to abusing the elderly for kicks and Jonathan suffers a rude awakening, a very rude awakening. But it ceases to matter when the conversation moves on to SEX...

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD97 When Jonathan and Gabe met Charlie David
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July 14, 2008 03:52 PM PDT
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Show 97 and it's a CLD first! Jonathan and Gabe interview the star of Dante's Cove, Bump, E! and new movie Mulligans, Charlie David.

As well as all that, the boys catch up on Pride London, Jonathans birthday (he's 29 again FYI) and why dating faux-pas didn't dissaude a determined Gabe...

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CHECK OUT THE MOVIE MULLIGANS www.mulligansthemovie.com

CLD96 John Travolta's beard
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June 27, 2008 06:12 PM PDT

Show 96 - Gabe goes into competition with the gardeners in order to stay on air and tell Jonathan all of his tips for comfortable cruising on the bus. Jonathan is living in fear of just what the computer store is going to discover whilst fixing his laptop.

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

Jesus Long Distance
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June 27, 2008 04:30 PM PDT

Sorry we were away for so long. But we found God...

The ONLY podcast show to come from London & LA, at the same time!

CLD95 ER
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May 25, 2008 01:58 PM PDT

Jonathan has been rushed to the ER in an ambulance

CLD94 Wake Up Call
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May 15, 2008 12:12 PM PDT

Show Ninety Four - Gabe gets an early morning call he doesn't really want. Is that banging on the door the angry hubby of his secret local lover??? OR someone who wants to remove more than his Hollywood smile???

Jonathan does little to comfort Gabe in his hour of need, he's got a busy new temp job to manage, it's tough at the top OK!?

CATCH UP WITH THE BOYS NOW!!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD93 Spanish Kiss
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May 02, 2008 10:41 AM PDT

Show Ninety Three - Jonathan is singing a Spanish lullaby, but definitely didn't fall in love with San Pedro.

Gabe let hot chocolate slip through his fingers, but it's OK, he filled the hole with some Mexican food.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and L.A. -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD92 Gagmerican Idol
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April 03, 2008 05:07 PM PDT

Show Ninety Two - Jonathan is addicted to Spanish food, but only in small portions. He's still trying to make it to the main course.

Gabe is dumped by the diddy and has moved on manwise, he's discovering that variety is the spice of life.

THE ONLY ONLY ONLY! SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and LOS ANGELES-AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD90 Our Life on the V-List
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March 12, 2008 04:27 AM PDT

Show Ninety - The boys are trying to keep it classy. Classy the whole way through, but one of 'em slips up, what did you expect? - it's windy in London right now.

Gabe gets to the real nitty-gritty of just what life is like on the V-List. Virtual fame ain't all it's cracked up to be - even in Hollywood.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and LOS ANGELES-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD89 Britney and a Bottle
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February 21, 2008 12:42 PM PST

Show Eighty-Nine - It's a Too Bad Tuesday and things aren't going quite to plan for the boys whilst they're together in LA.

Gabe has a dating disappointment and despite the Simon Cowell-esque accent, Jonathan can't get into American Idol studio.

Secret project filming is rained off as the boys are stuck in their pee-green accommodation.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON and LOS ANGELES-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD88 Happy Birthday Calling Long Distance
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February 17, 2008 07:39 AM PST

Show Eighty-Eight Calling Long Distance is TWO YEARS YOUNG!!!

Jonathan is feeling a little hoarse, but Gabe has no time for livestock, he's got yoga on the brain, but he's just not sure where it came from.

Jonathan suffered a personal explosion on public transport and blames his temp job for his lack of yoga with the men folk of London.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & LOS ANGELES-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD87 Hello Hollywood
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January 19, 2008 04:18 AM PST

Show Eighty-Seven It's the ALL NEW Calling Long Distance from London and Los Angeles!

Gabe updates everyone on LA life so far and ALL of the A-listers he's been meeting, where he's living n just what's crackin for a busy boy about town down LA way.

Jonathan is sick, sick from a cold and sick of his new temp job, which just isn't going to plan. But the two keep their spirits high as usual with their hopes of global entertainment fame.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & LOS ANGELES-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD86 So Long San Francisco
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January 05, 2008 05:05 PM PST

WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show Eighty Six - The VERY LAST CALLING LONG DISTANCE from San Francisco.
Gabe says good bye to his hometown SF as he packs up his car for new adventures in LA for 08.

Jonathan DOES tell all about his Don't Ask Don't Tell US Airforce fun on New Years Eve and just how the hell did Gabe end up at his EX-boyfriends place???

It's great to be back! And all new for 08.

So, for the very last time....

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO -AT THE SAME TIME

CLD85 Knight and King If You're Nasty
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December 12, 2007 09:43 PM PST

Show Eighty-Five And the boys are back after their very own personal writers strike! Jonathan is broke back and behind closed doors. He is also show biz a go-go, but don't worry, he is full of hot air! Gabe has been shackin' up with Father Christmas and the boys breeze over a CLD news exclusive! Listen to the bomb that has just been dropped!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD84 Sweep Sweep
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November 26, 2007 10:50 PM PST

Show Eighty Four! It's mangos, it's madness, it's MANGO-MADNESS people!! and Jonathan has the Delhi-belly to prove it! Gabe has decided that living in the closet might be better and tries to get Jonathan to go to prison to improve his sex life. Jonathan has monsters under his bed and everything is for sale on e-bay baby!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD83 Fire In the Hole
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November 20, 2007 03:15 PM PST

Show Eighty-Three Boy is sobriety booooooorrrrring! But never fear Gabes got a fire in the hole and Jonathan don't care. This week answers the first ever listener trivia! And we have a whole new listener compertition!! Listen to find out what you have to do and what you can win!!!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD82 Crystal Tina
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November 14, 2007 01:17 PM PST

Show Eighty-Two Not a code name, Crystal Tina is Cher's other daughter! Gabe makes a mean drunk and Jonathan has got his finger on the ejector seat button. The boys barely make it through this weeks show due to sobriety. YES! They are sober! It IS Sobriety November! Listen and find out why, with whom and for how long, and figure out why 12 days feels like three weeks!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CATCH THE BOYS ON ITV http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD81 Shark Attack!
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November 04, 2007 07:56 PM PST

Show Eighty-One Halloween recount live from Stinson Beach! TomKat with Baby Suri, X-Tina, Amy Winehouse, Nichole Richie, the list goes on at this Hollywood party. Taxi rides in nothing but underwear and 11am raspberry mojitos- yep, thats how we roll! But will we survive the beach? Find out here!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CATCH THE BOYS ON ITV- http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD80 Au Naturel
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October 25, 2007 07:13 PM PDT

Show Eighty Happens to be a hair razing experience, naturally. And will the real host (naturally) please speak up!! Jonathan naturally gives us some insight to his personal life while Gabe recounts the nothingness that has happened to him this week, naturally. On a more serious note, the boys also discuss the deforestation which is un-naturally happening in the Netherlands. Check it out hunaaaay!!!

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CATCH THE BOYS ON ITV http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD79 Bad Boys Do it Better
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October 10, 2007 05:11 PM PDT

Show Seventy-Nine Well we ALL know it's true don't we.

It's LONDON v's SAN FRANCISCO this week...

Gabe has decided only hard drugs are the way to a hard body and Jonathan needs advice to get himself INTO a break-up rut.

It's Whitney, Britney and Bickram Yoga in this weeks, Calling Long Distance.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CATCH THE BOYS ON ITV http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD78 Dollar Store
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October 03, 2007 11:03 AM PDT

Show Seventy-Eight and Gabe has an arts and crafts agenda that will make Martha Stewart wish she was back in jail. But not before he's revealed all about his BIG BEAR BEER BUST - and we don't mean his bra size.

Jonathan is temp job drained and has no time for Gabe and his selective gossip sharing, OR the way Gabe his dragging him down his black hole of morality....

Catch the boys on ITV http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO-AT THE SAME TIME!

CLD77 Cats Equals Mad People
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September 17, 2007 05:30 PM PDT

Show 77 and Jonathan's tan is fading faster than the leaves turn brown. Gabe is deciding whether moving in with pot smoking food obssessed girlz is the way forward, and if the cats would be good for his allergies.

It's no tan, fake tan and au-'tan'. This week on CLD.

CATCH THE BOYS ON ITV http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO -AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD76 Gabe the Pinata
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September 09, 2007 11:37 AM PDT
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Show 76 and Gabe tells ALL about his mexa-rican birthday. Jonathan dishes the details of his dating drama and someone is trying to make their way back from the X-Files.

It's a show-stopping, show-stealing, feature-length edition. GET IT WHILE IS HOT!

CHECK US OUT ON ITV NOW! http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO- AT THE SAME TIME.

CLD75 Higaytus
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September 04, 2007 07:55 AM PDT

CLD75 Higaytus Gabe is accompanied by his biggest fan for the whole of this show.

It's birthday a go-go as Gabe is busy planning for his Mexican SF birthday bash and Jonathan is busy trying to remember the last time he wasn't busy.

Beauty injuries, giant cal-cur-lay-tions and all the latest from the boys - at the same time, naturally

PS Watch out for the screams ...

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THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO -AT THE SAME TIME

US! LIVE on Gaydar Radio UK Jul '07
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August 16, 2007 05:00 PM PDT

THE REDUX PEOPLE!

Here's the show we did LIVE from London in the studio with the delicious Yannick Lawry, on his show Evening Glory on Gaydar Radio.

CHECK US OUT ON ITV NOW! http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD73 Not the Gay Mafia
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August 16, 2007 04:45 PM PDT

Show 73 SSSHHHH, the Mormons are listening!!!!!! But better, Jonathan is having trouble with the Bulgarican Mafioso so Gabe taps into his Eastern European roots and does the ironing, on a broken foot mind you. The beans finally get spilled but not in the coffee shop and not a hot homo in sight! What are the boys to do?? P.S. Stay tuned for information on how to view our next bootleg, but quiet about it! Ok? Its all very secret!!!

CHECK US OUT ON ITV NOW! http://www.itv.com/Soaps/WebLives/CyberCelebs/default.html

CLD72 Time Zone Break-Down
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August 01, 2007 03:57 PM PDT

Show 72 and Yep, it's that time again, wait, which time? Where are we? CST, MTN, CNN, BBC, PST, BMT, WTF?? Well we do know one thing; your co-homos have been up to no good. Jonathan has been "working" (wink, wink) while Gabe has been breaking his tarpulls or what ever they are. Anyway, find out here on Calling Long Distance!!!!!!!

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VIDCAST: Sneak Peak On Set with Jonathan and Gabe
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July 29, 2007 09:36 AM PDT
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VIDCAST: Behind the scenes with the boys whilst filming for their documentary on the set of their photoshoot in London.

THE ONLY SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON AND SAN FRANCISCO - AT THE SAME TIME!!!

NOT Calling Long Distance, BUT! Jonathan and Gabe interviewed on 'The Jimmi and Dan Variety Cast'
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July 20, 2007 04:21 PM PDT

Not Calling Long Distance, BUT! Jonathan & Gabe's appearance on the Jimmi & Dan Vfariety Cast. Show some love at- http://dane66.podomatic.com/

CLD71 My Name is NOT Jason
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July 19, 2007 12:14 PM PDT

Show Seventy One and The two FINALLY get to spill the beans on their exciting new UK television adventure. But Jonathan is not happy with a fan mail error and Gabe just can't find a shred of sympathy. Probably because San Francisco's favourite gay son is a little pre-occupied with his latest traffic offence. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe NOW!

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CLD70 Porno Voice Over
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July 12, 2007 05:39 PM PDT

Show70 Oh yeah, oooohhh baby, thats right, give it to me, mmm yeah, uh huh, just like that ((crickets chirping in background)) --right. Well, if letting you in on their bedroom secrets doesn't do it for you then the rest of this show will. What with Jonathans disco catwalking birthday update and Gabe's new yoga-tastic lifestyle, there's something for everyone!

CLD69 SIXTY-NINE IS A GREAT NUMBER
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July 10, 2007 04:47 PM PDT

Show 69 It's show SIXTY-NINE people! winking But lucky numbers don't stop Jonathan putting the world to rights. Gabe doesn't do a good job at calming him, mainly due to the fact that he is hurtling towards his birthday, but how bad can it be to be 29 again???? Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe NOW!...

Look out for Jonathan whoopin it up for his Birthday in Brighton 07.07.07.

CLD68 Club Tropicana
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June 27, 2007 05:44 PM PDT

Show 68-Drinks are free! Jonathan is trying to burn his fat, but seems to be just burning out. Gabe tries to remember what he got upto at San Francisco Gay Pride, but thinks he'd better leave it to the experts. It's a Feast of Idiots, or something like that. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!

Look out for Jonathan at Pride London this Saturday. Make sure you say HI! you might get a drink, you might get more winking

CLD67 Tom Cruise's Beard
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June 20, 2007 06:14 PM PDT

Show 67-It's a train wreck of a show from the beginning. Jonathan get's a very stimulating gadget whilst Gabe checks-in at the clinic. Jonathan loses his bits and Gabe has a seaside encounter with Safeway boy... get the 411 on your favourite CLD'ers RIGHT HERE!

CLD66 Neighborly Neighbors
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June 13, 2007 02:47 PM PDT

Show 66-Who's got the fever and who's cooling down? Well Jonathan is trying to catch a 22 n' Gabe doesn't know his left from south. What? Well life IS like a box of chocolates.
Find out just what we are talking about right here on Calling Long Distance!!

CLD65 Tales from LA LA Land
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June 06, 2007 08:12 PM PDT

CLD65 It's gossip a go-go as the two podcasting Co-homo's get down to what really happened whilst Jonathan was stateside. From London to San Francisco, to LA and back again they don't miss a trick. Whilst the need for the listeners to arm themselves was an over reaction, Gaymes Bond did do a useful job. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!

THE ONLY PODCAST SHOW TO COME FROM LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO - AT THE SAME TIME!

San Francisco Ramble Update!!!
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May 27, 2007 09:33 PM PDT

Jonathan and Gabe podcast 'LIVE' from the Castro updating on everything that's been going on since Jonathan arrived in San Francisco. In between watching the homo's go by of course...

CLD64 Rawhide!
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May 22, 2007 05:30 PM PDT

Show Sixty-Four and Gabe is stiff as a board, but not quite light as a feather whilst Jonathan enjoys his weekend in ManChangeHair. AND a Calling Long Distance first! Jonathan & Gabe get the gay exclusive on new movie JAM, check out their review of the Roller Derby epic!

CLD63 Cruddy Crabs n' Cabin Fever
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May 15, 2007 06:01 PM PDT

Show Sixty-Three and Gabe went a courtin', but all the action was happenin around him, not too him. Jonathan is suffering from a bad case of CRUD, but Gabe thinks his NERD symptoms are affecting him worse. It's relationship wobbles and dancefloor gobbles all in this weeks CLD. Check it out!!!!

CLD62 La Cucaracha
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May 08, 2007 09:28 PM PDT

Show Sixty-Two Court Adjourned Your Honor!!!! Jonathan and Gabe are at it again with their dukes up! But don't worry, it all gets sorted out with a little Mexican sing along, sing if you know the words! Jonathan has a new yoga instructor and Gabe is waiting to exhale, but never fear, Jesus is with you!! Check it out!!!!

CLD61 Ring Our Bells!
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April 29, 2007 07:16 PM PDT

Show Sixty-One Jonathan has baracaded himself into his bedroom but things in there are breaking down and he may need outside assistance, not least of all to relieve him from 'being his own boyfriend'. Gabe still has burns on his tenderloin, but his workout bench is at last finding a use, that's if his new mohawk doesn't get in the way. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!!!

CLD60 Heterosexuals Anonymous
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April 24, 2007 11:05 PM PDT

Show 60 Hold the lard and pass the pizza Gabes burnt his bisquits and Jonathan is training for the circus! Plus- bench-pressing Trannies! Aaaaaaand our new business venture you're sure to love! Call now to find out how to participate (operators are standing by)!

CLD59 Lazy Bones and the Extra Guest
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April 19, 2007 03:48 PM PDT

SHOW 59 SURPRISE!!! for Gabe, when things don't go exactly the way they usually do from the very beginning. Jonathan just wants to sleep and begins to feel a connection with the afterlife. There is NOTHING wrong with getting hired help Find out why, right here on Calling Long Distance!!!

CLD58 Three Legs and A Swinger
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April 11, 2007 08:57 PM PDT

SHOW 58 Easter wrap up!!! Plus- Gabes calling the battered fries hot line about his diet that isn't working, and will someone please let him out of the chicken coop??? Meanwhile Jonathan is having Disco Demetia and grilling Gabe about his non existant suprise. SUPRISE!!!! Ha! Check it out right here on Calling Long Distance!!!

CLD57 Jonathan and Gabe's Laugh-in
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April 02, 2007 07:42 AM PDT

Show 57...AND IT'S A BIG ONE. Gabe is cooking on gas, talking a mile a minute and trying to do it in less than an hour. Jonathan is listening but THERE ARE LIMITS!!! It's disco drama, boys and a crazy car wreck, better than a Hollywood blockbuster... catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!

CLD56 Happy Pretty and Gay
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March 29, 2007 08:59 PM PDT

Show 56 Sorry for the delay but we are happy pretty and gay! Our asses are crackin' but not in their usual way! HA! Will Jonathan survive the 15 year legacy of some stranger with out candy, well actually, will he survive all the juicy details of Gabes on-line dating shenanigans? Find out right here on Calling Long Distance....

CLD55 Daddy Bar Dive
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March 19, 2007 05:47 PM PDT

Show 55 Gabe takes us all out with him for a drink in the Castro. Except it's not one of the hotspots he usually shakes his bits in, but nature made that call. Jonathan dances away from yoga and Listener Mitchell narrowly avoids gogo-ing in nothing but a sock. It's all booze, bad sound and bars full o' Daddies. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now! ...

CLD54 FIVE Times a Night Yoga
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March 14, 2007 03:23 PM PDT

Show 54 Gabe's idea goes 100% according to plan and he ends up with a catch, at the End Up - what he didn't know was that this fish would wriggle and wriggle ALL NIGHT LONG. Jonathan pleads ignorance of a 5am boyfest back at his place and isn't happy about this weeks yoga inequality. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now! ...

The ONLY show to come from London & San Francisco - AT THE SAME TIME!!!

CLD53 Flannel Boxer Fetish
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March 06, 2007 09:44 AM PST

Show 53 After a fascinating night at the London proffesional gay mens singles night, Jonathan discovers he has a fetish for a certain kind of underwear. Gabe has to examine some muscles very-close-up and hatches a plan to definitely end up with a guy at the End Up. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now! ...

The ONLY show to come from London & San Francisco - AT THE SAME TIME!!!

CLD52 Very Stiff Stiffs
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February 26, 2007 06:56 PM PST

Show 52 A SHOW LIKE NO OTHER AND NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED.
Gabe gets VERY graphic from the word go, even managing to turn Jonathan's stomach. Bear with us guys, it does finally get back to normality somewhere near the middle, but gruesome details over, the boys realise something's up when your whole life can be summed up in about fifteen words. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now...

LISTEN
LOVE
MOVE ON

The ONLY show to come from London & San Francisco - AT THE SAME TIME!!!

CLD51 Flower Power
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February 19, 2007 05:45 PM PST

Show 51 Battle for the spotlight! Gabe is busy with Grey's and Jonathan is having trouble with his seat!! Watch out , Jonathan is on his way to San Francisco... Techn-alergy, compertition, and MEN, right here on Calling Long Distance...

The ONLY show to come from London & San Francisco - AT THE SAME TIME!!!

CLD50 FIRST ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!!!
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February 13, 2007 03:40 AM PST

CLD50 CALLING LONG DISTANCE IS ONE YEAR OLD!!!

IT'S FABULOUS SHOW 50 AND the 1st Anniversary of Calling Long Distance. Whilst reminiscing, Jonathan goes on a tangent about his teenage arrest for sex in a public place. Gabe thinks back to when he got tangled up amongst a bunch of Californian Firefighters and both look forward to another year of cheeky hi jinks and plenty more drinks. COME AND CELEBRATE !!!

CLD49 Scandalicious!!
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January 28, 2007 09:26 PM PST

Show 49! Move over Paris, Lindsay and Brit. Gabe has taken a detour to destruction and he's puttin' them gals to shame! He and listener Mitchell decide to attend drunk-male group Yoga class together, Austrian style. Meanwhile Jonathan holds the fort down in London and gives out his sure fire advice on how to make good friends. Its all here for YOU on Calling Long Distance....

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CLD48 Betty Ford Clinique
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January 21, 2007 08:54 PM PST

Show 48 Weeeeeeeeee'rrrrrreeeeeee Baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! And we ain't talkin' 'bout rehab and cosmetics, but at the rate we're going we're going to need both!! But seriously-where have we been??? No celebrity break-ups here, we've just been riding the party tsunami-and we tell you all about it right here on Calling Long Distance.....

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CLD47 Oh-7 Boy Heaven
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January 07, 2007 09:58 PM PST

Show 47 Well we are finally sober enough to talk about what we got up to for New Year celebrations and we don't leave ANYTHING out here!!!! This show is good for your hips and your arse, but also good for your mental state! or something....We are also now holding open call auditions for boyfriends, so line up fellas, at Calling Long Distance.......

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CLD46 London Traffic Chaos
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January 05, 2007 03:13 PM PST

Show 46 Gabe is rapping but not like Diddy, more like a Doo Wop Diddy. Jonathan is watching the clock and counting the minutes. It's time to leave London, but not without one last gossip, an effort to help the local motorists and a LOT more fun.

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Us, LIVE on Gaydar Radio UK Jan '07
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January 05, 2007 02:09 PM PST
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Sssssssshhhhhhh! Okay, keep it quiet!!! Schtum, On The Down Low, Mum's The Word, Under The Carpet.

HERE IT IS! The bootleg, pirate, secret recording of our time on Yannick Lawrys Evening Glory, Live on Gaydar Radio.

6pm, January 3rd 2007. Two simple boys, one from London, one from San Francisco walked into a London radio station . . .

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CLD45 Guest List to Hell
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January 01, 2007 10:57 AM PST

Show 45 An EMERGENCY broadcast! Jonathan & Gabe tell ALL the goss on what's been taking up soooooooooooooooo much of their time in London.

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CLD44 Christmas Special -Needs...
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December 23, 2006 06:06 PM PST

Show 44 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! It's countdown to Christmas and countdown to London. Gabe is all ready for the holidays - but only because he's not preparing a thing. Jonathan isn't ready for the holidays, just adopting a bed, sippin soda and wonderin if shoplifting is the only way to beat the queues. Calling Long Distance CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ---The only CHRISTMAS SPECIAL to come from London and San francisco---At the Same Time!!!!!

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CLD 43 Knicker Pickers!
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December 18, 2006 12:05 AM PST

Show 43 and they aint no party like a temp-job party, says Jonathan!!! And whats Gabe up to this week??? Who knows, but chrismahonzakwanzica is just around the cornerand we love to celebrate!!! How you ask???? Find out here on Calling Long Distance---The only show to come from London and San francisco---At the Same Time!!!!!

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CLD42 Full Moon Freak Out
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December 10, 2006 05:34 PM PST

Show Fourty-Two and Gabe's feelin the effects of one too many a la carte desert wine helpings, while Jonathan can't stop helping himself to mince pies. Something's adrift on one side of the Atlantic. Think Haloween, but with more holly...

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CLD41 When Drips Attack!!!
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December 03, 2006 04:10 PM PST

Show Fourty-One and Jonathan dodges big giant drips in his bedroom whilst Gabe calmly plans to drive himself of a cliff. Jonathan sends Gabe his Christmas present early, but it's sure to distract Gabe even further from his medical studies. Flunkin, Drunken n Funky - Get Calling Long Distance NOW!

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CLD 40 Cracked Cracks!!
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November 26, 2006 06:33 PM PST

It's show 40 and oohh, wherfore art thou Romeo, uh, um, exqueeze me? felatiawho please??? hmmm, 3 alarm mile high bathroom emergency or toilet terrorism??? Find out on this episode of Calling Long Distance with Jonathan and Gabe - your long distance co-homos!!!!!!

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CLD39 LIVE FROM SOHO LONDON !!!!
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November 18, 2006 08:53 AM PST

Show 39 LIVE!!!! from the streets of SoHo! Gabe catches up with Jonathan whilst he's wanderin home through the perilous streets and back alleys of Soho. Gabe admits to flunking school while Jonathan dodges drunks, gets chased by taxis whilst chasing hot guys. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!!!!

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CLD 38 Male Call!!!!
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November 11, 2006 06:08 PM PST

Show 38 and Gabe reveals the letters he's been receiving from a certain Russian someone. Meanwhile Jonathan needs a lawyer for his appeals to the Pole's. And who doesn't like a little Swiss on the side? Will Gabe ever get a crazy night out? Find out here on Calling Long Distance!!!!

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CLD37 Hello Hanoi !!!!
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November 05, 2006 12:58 PM PST

Show Thirty Seven and it's 6 of one and half a dozen of the other, as Gabe finds a sexually satisfying use for his new umbrella, and Jonathan is down to his lasts as his new temp job comes as a shock to his system. Plus hangin out Halloween style! Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!!!!

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CLD36 Sex, Pies and Cityscape
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October 28, 2006 07:35 AM PDT

Show Thirty Six LIVE!!!! from rainy windswept London and a calmer San Francisco. Gabe shops a granny to the cops and Jonathan gets sex in the south. More military love and are YOU the listener tracked down with Jonathan's spy technology???????? Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe NOW!

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CLD35 Suicide in Pyjamas
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October 20, 2006 04:40 PM PDT

Show Thirty Five, it's fall in San Francisco and Gabe is California dreamin, but Jonathan is London freezin' as he does the show live from the river Thames -in his pyjamas. Gabe falls out of love with supermarket boy, but straight into obsession. It's all sexual excuses as Gabe gives up men, guzzles shrimp cocktails and cures his fainting chihuahua.

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CLD34 Broke, Back n' Barcelona
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October 14, 2006 04:48 AM PDT

Show Thirty Four Gabe is back from flu re-hab and jobless Jonathan is back from Barcelona, with tales to tell. Gabe gives a supermarket boy update, but it's not good news. Plus Special shout outs!

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CLD33 Military Love
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October 03, 2006 03:13 PM PDT

Show Thirty Three Jonathan spills the beans on what actually did go down when his pilot FINALLY landed and Gabe goes stewy screwy over mister Safeway. It's a man plagued show with career lowlights. PLUS! very special shout outs! BOYS - you know who you are . . .
Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe NOW!

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CLD32 Sex in the Window
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September 23, 2006 04:28 PM PDT

Show Thirty Two and Jonathan is getting dizzy from Guerneville CORNfusion!!! Meanwhile Gabe Go-Go's to the Latino heat, don't cry for him Argentina. Would the booze ever wear off in a vineyard? DON'T THINK SO HONEY!! Find out right here on Calling Long Distance....

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CLD31 Eat My Lanyard!
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September 16, 2006 06:35 PM PDT

Show Thirty One LIVE from University! Jonathan gets the rust out and bakes a shank into a pop tart to get Gabe out of prison, then the two Thelma and Louise it through the Arizona desert! Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now ....

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CLD30 Big Boy(s) Toys!
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September 12, 2006 04:05 PM PDT

Show Thirty and it's 30 all round as Jonathan & Gabe the 30yr old podcasting Co-Homo's do show 30! It all kicks off with the return of a drunken memory in a Castro hotel room...
Gabe goes for a trip he never knew was coming and Jonathan is back from a trip he never knew he wanted.
There's yoga, sweet scents and dangerous beds...catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now!

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CLD29 Granny Crackers
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September 05, 2006 02:17 AM PDT

Show Twenty-Nine Jonathan is off to his favourite place -hospital! and he is jet-set for a German jock, pass the bratwurst please!!!!!! Meanwhile, Gabe is late (maybe he is pregnant!? It is possible) and fartin' and a tootin' in Dolby surround!!! Good thing this is a scratch and sniff show so you can smell it here, on Calling Long Distance!!!!

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CLD27 Hollywood Whores
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August 21, 2006 08:05 PM PDT

Show Twenty Seven ALL the sluterations we got up to in L.A. and our amazing experience of appearing on Ring My Bell and having the opportunity to speak with our listeners!! This is also a Calling Long Distance first, Jonathan and Gabe are LIVE! for the first time AT THE SAME TIME! right here on Calling Long Distance!!

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CLD26 Jesus Is Gay...
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August 11, 2006 12:07 AM PDT

Show Twenty Six Jesus is Gay... And So Are We. Thank God!!! Jonathan is boozin' it up and justa jiggin' and a boppin'! AAAAAnd - the best kebabs ever!!! Smell them now on Calling Long Distance!

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CLD25 Courtroom Drama!
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August 06, 2006 04:13 PM PDT

Gabe goes to court to take the rap for racing a hot guy on the freeway and Jonathan races to soho pride to catch a hot guy. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now....

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CLD24 Cock-N-Nut Rice
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July 31, 2006 07:45 PM PDT

As if speeding tickets weren't enough, someone handed Gabe the Keys to a Ferarri! HELLOOOOOO! Excuse me Michael Schumacher, but do we go to the same church? Dentists and Diddies, we do it all right here on Calling Long Distance!
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CLD23 Vigorous Organ Massage...
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July 22, 2006 02:47 PM PDT

Jonathan melts in the London heatwave but still succumbs to an urge to shop. Gabe pays for a special massage he is oh-so thankful for, after he endures a hiking hell... Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now.

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CLD22 Jail Bait
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July 16, 2006 03:32 PM PDT

Show Twenty Two Jonathan turns Thirty and Gabriel goes to Jail. It's all about crack and hot gay police sex.... What happened at Jonathans birthday and how Gabe talked his way into jail? Find out in this crazy cracked out episode!

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CLD21 Fightin' Fit n' Shamefully Gay
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July 12, 2006 05:47 AM PDT

Show Twenty One and Jonathan is just back from a very heavy London Gay Euro Pride - which didn't turn out to be the great gay celebration he imagined - but HOT HOT HOT nonetheless. Gabe goes wa-ho at lake Tahoe and teaches us all a trick after a curry hit... Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now.

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CLD20 Gay Pride and Yoga Rides...
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July 02, 2006 03:32 AM PDT

Show Twenty Gabe tells ALL about San Francisco gay pride. The party was going so well, he decided he was so proud, he needed to leave and go celebrate it with someone......intimately. But he wasn't the only one. Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now.

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CLD19 Drivin' Miss Sleazy...
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June 25, 2006 11:19 AM PDT

Show Nineteen Jonathan's been swinging his leg in the wrong direction and Gabe's been a demon at the wheel. Jonathan is a convert of sexual healing, but fears for the wildlife of San Francisco as Gabe takes to the road FAST as usual! Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now....

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CLD18 Street walkin' the Castro way . . . .
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June 18, 2006 07:06 AM PDT

Show Eighteen LIVE! from the gayest street corner in the world!!!!!!!!
Gabe goes on a tour of his kind of Castro, chats about the history of the place and some of the drunken goin's on he's got upto there. Jonathan lays in bed in London with his leg up JEALOUS. Plus an update on the barely legal teen! Catch up with Jonathan & Gabe now....

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CLD17 Broken Foot Breaking Point!
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June 11, 2006 11:45 AM PDT

Show Seventeen and Jonathan is stir crazy with his disco injury . From London there's hospital drama, gaybour rage and drunken faux pas. In San Francisco Gabe is plagued by wild pussy, crazy for a barely legal teen and spying on listeners, all whilst gettin' ready to stand on the gayest street corner in the world. Catch up with all the chat from London & San Francisco...

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CLD16 Shippin' up n' Sellin' out!
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June 03, 2006 04:20 AM PDT

Show Sixteen - SELLIN' OUT!, US??????? We won't stand accused! Jonathan tells-all about his x-ray hospital drama and why the right underwear for medical examinations is SO important. Gabe doesn't even make it out of bed to take this long distance call. Jumbo jets and medical tests, san francisco gay bars live from their boudoirs, catch up with all the chat from London & San Francisco...

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CLD15 Injuries, Coffee and Doughnuts...
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May 27, 2006 12:24 PM PDT

Show Fifteen - Schools OUT!!!!!! It's show 15 and Gabe is free of the halls learning and runnin riot! Religious money collectors on the beach, gay salads and what IS the difference between gay and straight coffee? Find out NOW!

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CLD 14 Fanny Burping at the Disco
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May 20, 2006 07:05 PM PDT

Show Fourteen and the Pod-A-Thon continues!!! Almost there with many thanks!!! But what about Jonathan's Disco injury?? Looks like Gabe isn't the only Ditz! Oh so social Faux Pas!!!

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CLD13 Lucky for Some!
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May 14, 2006 04:16 PM PDT

Spooky show Thirteen! Tryin to communicate with the dead only results in a crossed-line to Liberace, more dildo denials from Gabe and gay superstition for beginners. It's another tangent ridden ramble from London & San Francisco.

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CLD12 Firemen with BIG hoses!
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May 10, 2006 05:11 PM PDT

Show Twelve It's a show full of travel, with emergency services mishaps. Who called 911 ? ? ?

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CLD 11 Botox, Tranny Fat, Grey Hair - OH MY!
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April 30, 2006 06:46 PM PDT

Show Eleven Getting older is giving us the Botox! Jonthans open call boyfriend auditions being held now!! The good fat, the bad fat, and the stubble covering Tranny fat - Do we ever know what the hell we're talkin' about?????

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CLD10 Hand Jobs, Fetish, and Fake Tans!
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April 22, 2006 06:00 PM PDT

Show Ten Shlongs for dinner? Online dating profiles and Mystic Tanning! What crazy things people are looking for online and what we like to see!! Another fun show from your favorite podcasting co-homos!

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CLD9 Sex Toys, Queens, and Madonna Tickets
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April 18, 2006 06:39 PM PDT

Show Nine!!! The Queen and all her Queens. And what it's like to live at the most famous address in the world!! Listen to Jonathan push gigantic sex toys on Gabe. Our favorite food, CHOCOLATE!! And, Madonna-how she's makin' a buck! It all seems perfect on Calling Long Distance.......

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CLD7 Filthy Filthy Filthy, Sex Sex Sex
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March 31, 2006 05:35 AM PST

Show Seven - Breakin out!!!! Jonathan pleases the foot fetishists, Gabe negotiates a home gym made for straights -by straights and then the whole show ends up on it's knees in the back of a seedy dark room. Hold tight!

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CLD6 Kissin Boys n' Sippin Vodka!
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March 31, 2006 05:29 AM PST

Show Six - Parties, boys, drinkin and steamy trouble in the locker room. Check out show six.

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CLD5 Big Ben to Golden Gate n back...almost
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March 20, 2006 03:38 PM PST

Show Five - TRUTH OR TRUTH!!!!!!! Dodgy dates, crumby first jobs, no sex at the OK coral and Back to the Future carwashes. All from a parking space just outside Big Ben in London and something very similar in a rainy San Francisco.

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CLD3 Ciao from Milano! WIN! WIN! WIN!
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February 26, 2006 03:06 PM PST

Show Three - FROM MILAN AND SAN FRANCISCO!!!! This week Jonathan is NOT in London! But Gabe is still in San Francisco. Calling Long Distance comes from Milan and San Francisco. There's the very first LISTENER COMPETITION!!!!! plus Jonathan confesses his run-in with the Italian law, Gabe wins the very first edition of 'Gabe's Guess Who?' all from Piazza Duomo Milan and San Francisco.
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CLD2 Cal-cur-lay-shuns!
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February 19, 2006 04:13 PM PST

Show Two - Gabe & Jonathan podcast from San Francisco and London. This week with more mischief from their Mexican holiday, the medical dangers of Gabe's calculations and Jonathan survives a Muslim protest. The two discuss the true benefits of Health Grills and what they both have in common with Jack The Ripper. Plus a boy update!!!!!

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CLD1 From London and San Francisco!
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February 13, 2006 05:05 PM PST

Show One - CALLING LONG DISTANCE!

The only podcast to come from two continents at once.

Jonathan & Gabe do their show from London and San Francisco, and for this first show a little bit of Mexico thrown in too.

Listen in as they try and introduce themselves, as the show goes on the best friends can't agree on exactly how they first met and why they ended up on different parts of the planet?????

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